The War of the Bodies

Did you ever notice how everybody is in a war of body parts?  

We all do some crazy shit behind closed doors, either fantasize about it or act it out.  

And we don’t call into question our sanity, and if what we do is okay or not, as long as it’s accepted by the general population.  It’s weird, then, when we do such things, and when we’re truly honest with ourselves and admit that we’ve either done such things or imagined such things, that we’ve all done something we either regretted or maybe we fully enjoyed even though our brains tell us by our conditioning that it is wrong;

but then why does it feel so right?  

Maybe,

because it’s all okay?  

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Humans freak out when a/an 1.(any gender) 2.(human action verb)’s another person’s 3.(body part) or when a/an  4.(any gender)’s does something with their 5.(body part) and call them disgusting or whatever, even though we’ve 6.(human action verb’d) a /an 7.(any gender)’s 8.(body part) or had our 9.(body part) 10.(human action verb’d) by a/an 11. (any gender). Or even by ourselves.

None of that crap matters, though.  Get over it.  Let anyone do whatever with whoever, as long as it’s consensual.  Talk to each other.  Don’t be afraid to admit to whoever blah that you like to blah or are in a long term relationship.  Or that you like to blah blah blorp. Seriously, we all do something that someone else would consider weird.  Every single one.  And if you think nothing you do is weird, then set up a camera to film yourself 24/7 and broadcast that shit uncensored to the world.  You won’t? But if everything you do is normal to you and, thus, must be normal for the world, you should have no shame about anything you do, right?

Weirdness is a part of all of us, so get out your weird side and tolerate the weirdness of others!  

As long as your weirdness doesn’t involve like, killing someone against their will or something.  And, I guess, you know, that would be okay if you wanted to take out each other in a big ring or something.  Then you’d get what you’d want, and leave everyone else the hell out of it!  

The Simple Solution for World Peace.