American Manufacturing

People are all happy about "Manufacturing coming back to America!"  Woo!  Great!  We're taking jobs from Chinese children!  And they're worried that Americans are too unskilled even for that!  It's going to take a lot of time to learn what those kids have been doing since birth.  And it's only a temporary thing, too.  Manufacturing jobs are the worst, you're on an assembly line, every single day, doing the same repetitive motion day in, day out.  And this is what we're calling progress.  Heads up, manufacturers of America:  The second your new labor force has been trained to press their buttons, they're already going to be replaced by robots and cheaper shit from the Chinese again.  The reason we sent those jobs over there in the first place is because they suck!  We had the opportunity to be the most badass creative society in the world, and we totally squandered it because too many people held on to those old ideals and couldn't see the future past their balls with their heads up their assholes.  I don't even think that makes sense, but don't blame me, I couldn't think of anything funnier, I couldn't afford to finish college.